I write songs on pink melodica! I want to write you a song! Five dollars and it’s yours. I’m doing comedy, so it’s all in good fun.
If you want a goofy love song? Got you.
You want a song about burgers? YES.
Diamond encrusted Aliens...? Please <3
I’ll send it to your email. Or leave it as your outgoing voicemail.
I really want to make the world better with art and laughter.
Are you a DJ who would like rotation in my stream’s spotify playlist? Especially during 24 hour Raves...Or maybe you want to be fully talked about in my newsletter The Sweet Wrapper? I can do weirdly wonderful things. I want to give artists like me all the support in the world.
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